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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... With no stray pubes."
Next Joke
"I realized the reason why i don't have any patience. Because I am not a doctor."
"Buy her some chocolate If your girlfriend keeps on bugging you to buy her something, keep buying chocolate, it can put her to deep sleep forever."
"*cocks shotgun* I asked you a question: in order to ride a pug would you rather be shrunk to its size or have it grown to your size"
"What's the difference between your work and your wife ? In 5 years, your work will still suck"
"How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen? Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up...."
"Why did the milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"What do you call a family that runs a gas station? Pump kin."
"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."
"Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East? Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East."