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Joke of the Day

"What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket? ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"" Ba dum tsssh"

"The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect. Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season."

"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"

"what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster lack toast and tolerant"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me"

"Does everyone have that ONE follower who will Fav the hell outta every RT...but wouldn't even piss on your own tweets if they were on fire?"

"My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer for 6 years. I never knew he was a barber."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"

"I feel like I second guess myself too much. But then again I'm not really sure."