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Joke of the Day
"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"
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"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"
"Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves."
"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""
"There is only two man made objects visible from space. The great wall of china and, Kim Jong Un's giant ass. cmon guys I cant do this all by myself."
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind, buildings can't jump."
"Whats big and green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."
"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"
"Eating Your Homework Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework? Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!"
"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."