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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jimmy drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus!"

"I don't understand what you mean by 'stop drinking so much'. How else will you know how much I love you at 2am every day?"

"I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off"

"I'm starting to wish I were a werewolf so I'd have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there."

"barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an ""h"" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach"

"Two guys walk into a bar... ""Ouch!"""

"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."

"""This guy gets it."" - me, whenever I see someone sleeping"

"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"

"Difference between a Batsman and Batman? Batsman hits the ball. Out. Batman kicks the balls out."