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Joke of the Day

"barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an ""h"" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach"

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg? He was all right."

"How are music and candy similar? We throw away the rappers."

"A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on."

"What's Captain Picard's favorite game system? N-Gage"

"I have a Love/hate relationship with slashes..."

"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."

"What porn does a rooster watch? Hentai"

"If a tree falls down, and only a women hears it. What the fuck was a tree doing in the kitchen?"

"(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat? Notseafood"