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Joke of the Day

"I know skinny jeans are fashionable... But as a slightly chubby man, I just can't seem to be able to pull them off"

"What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed? Sheet"

"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."

"have i ever told you your smile reminds me of a song? black and yellow"

"A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter."

"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"

"What is the epitome of sex with the elderly? Knitted condoms!"

"A real man will always find time for his woman, even if it means blowing off a date with his mistress."

"Jesus tells Peter, ""Come forth and you shall have eternal glory!"" Peter came in fifth and won a toaster."

"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"