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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a politician that can play brass? Donald trumpet"

"What do you call a gay man's ball sack? Mud flaps."

"Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos"

"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."

"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."

"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"

"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. XD"

"What crime was committed against the coffee? He was mugged."

"Me: what do you want for breakfast? 7: a bowl of sugar Me too kid, me too"