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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay man's ball sack? Mud flaps."
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"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""
"I'm like that guy at the beginning of infomercials that is unable to do simple shit, i just burns everything and i cant figure out blankets."
"I tried to convert to Judaism, but they rejected me when they found out I was uncircumcised. I guess I just didn't make the cut."
"By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring."
"When a woman asks how good I am in bed... I'm definitely not the second coming."
"I tried to take up juggling... But I just didn't have the balls... I'm not even sorry"
"Women, If you could just go ahead, get a plane & spell it out in the sky for us, that'd be greeeat. Sincerely, Men"
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"How do you turn a duck into a blues singer? Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers"