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Joke of the Day
"What crime was committed against the coffee? He was mugged."
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"I want to be a virgin all my life I want to set a good example for my kids"
"I put the 'fun' in functional alcoholic."
"Someone discovered my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
"[jesus noticeably walking into work 3 days late] sorry i'm late i died"
"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"
"Why don't Mexican's cross the border in three's? Because it says no *tres*passing"
"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."
"So a guy comes into my bar for a beer... I give it to him and he says, ""Hey! There's a fly in this!"" Embarrassed I look and say, ""Oh no, that's just Gnatty Lite."""
"My mom just took away my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it."