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Joke of the Day

"Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos"

"What's 1+1? 2"

"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."

"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months"

"Waddya get if you mix Canadian Club and Southern Comfort? What you most assuredly deserve"

"Why don't birds wear underwear? Because, their pecker is on their head."

"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."

"Guys! I demand you stop making jokes about 9/11! Its just plane wrong!"

"A blonde runs into a police station ""Officer! Officer! Help me, I've been graped!"" The policeman is confused ""graped"" he asks, ""well there was a bunch of them"""