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Joke of the Day

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."

"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"

"What has a 10 foot neck four legs and loves money. A Jewraffe"

"What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A naked blonde doing cartwheels."

"Knock knock _Who's there?_ Armageddon _Armageddon who?_ Armageddon too old for this shit!"

"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"

"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"

"A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar He then sat down."

"Why couldn't the whore house build a second story? To much fucking overhead"

"Everyone enjoys blonde jokes. Except blondes, they don't get it."