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Joke of the Day
"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"
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"My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it."
"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"
"Poor Bob Holness Only been at the pearly gates five minutes, when Amy Winehouse stumbles over and asks 'can I have an E please Bob'."
"It ain't harassment if... Her ass meant to be slapped"
"My walls are closing in. Crawling in my skin my Cell walls are closing in? HELP!"
"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."
"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."
"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
"Medical humour Q. What do you call a white blood cell with one leg? A. A limp-phocyte. (You're welcome)"