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Joke of the Day
"What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A naked blonde doing cartwheels."
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"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."
"So I asked my friend, if you could be in the sun as long as possible and not get sun burnt but the majority of the world hates you, would you do it? And my friend said yeah. Okay you're black."
"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."
"*bark* ""What's that Lassie?"" *bark bark* ""Timmy's stuck in a loveless marriage with an overly critical wife?"" *bark* ""Ooh, dinnertime."""
"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."
"I love how, in the year 2010, TV news channels still use a background graphic of a reel-to-reel tape player when they play 911 recordings."
"I'm thankful for my Twitter family. Without you people, I'd still just be talking to myself"
"What does Hitler and Barney Stinson have in common? They are both legend... wait for it ...aryan"
"Why did the vampire have to get glasses? Because he was blind as a bat! (My 4 year old sister came up with this one yesterday)"