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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
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"In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say ""you've got mail"". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998."
"What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag."
"According to my calorie intake, I just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today."
"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
"If sex is the food of life, then masturbation is a snack in between meals."
"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"Why is a Boston painting school so special? Because everyone there is ahtistic."
"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."
"Behind Every Successful man. Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman."