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Joke of the Day

"Why is a Boston painting school so special? Because everyone there is ahtistic."

"Atheism... ...is a non-prophet organization."

"""there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty"" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*"

"Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? Because there were lots of turn ons."

"Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it! Guy asks ""When do you kick a midget in the balls?"" Other guy answers ""When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"""

"If you ask me to review a restaurant, I have two answers. ""The hamburgers are good."" And, ""They don't have hamburgers."""

"Small penises are like iPhones with cracked screens... They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one."

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."

"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."

"Tried to challenge the guy in the stall next to me to a thumb war, now he's holding my hand & crying about his childhood. I need to wipe."