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Joke of the Day
"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
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"There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding, kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?"
"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."
"Welcome to The News. Tonight's top story: you know that thing you love? It's terrible and you're terrible. Thanks,"
"You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question."
"My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in ""fairy dust"" She better mean cocaine because if it's glitter somebody's going to be homeless"
"What do you call sunscreen in Ireland? Pubs"
"knock knock."
"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."
"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"