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Joke of the Day
"What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !"
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"I guess Donald Trump hates Pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"I got caught masturbating by the fedex guy I shouldn't have answered the door, but you gotta sign for that shit or wait til he comes again."
"Sorry for not ever wearing a shirt but my father was killed in one and I'm not about to make the same mistake."
"A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public"
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"So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front page of reddit. Reddit."
"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."
"Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone."
"Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to come to my door."