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Joke of the Day
"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."
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"Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? Because he ate his carrion."
"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"
"I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed... how could anyone stoop so low"
"Guys who go see 50 Shades of Grey... Do you all remain seated an extra 30 min after the movie's done? "
"""Wow! Can you believe it's almost June already?!"" YES DEB, I AM WHOLLY MYSTIFIED BY THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF TIME ON PLANET EARTH"
"A prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him.. And she said no. The prince lived happily ever after."
"How is American beer similar to having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water. (A Canadian just told me this joke)"
"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""
"[Storm into Octopus Boss' office] I want a raise or I quit! [Octopus Boss is almost done camouflaging against the fern] NOT THIS TIME"