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"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."

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"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
"Oops! I left the curtains open. Now my neighbors know what my junk looks like pressed up against the window with a flashlight aimed at it."
"Hey baby, you must be from Ireland because when I look at you, my penis is Dublin"
"""Meh"" -apathetic cow"
"Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard"
"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"
"Just go ahead and put ""She always had to pee"" on my tombstone, because that's how everyone's going to remember me."
"conjunctivitis.com Now that's a sight for sore eyes."