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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead"

"I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that."

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on a phone,""wing, wing, herrooo?"" God I love this joke"

"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"

"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""

"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."

"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."

"Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher. One guy accidentally fires at his friend's crotch. His friend falls to the ground and screams, ""MY BANGERS ARE MASHED!"""

"""Superman's Dad"" is the last stop for an actor."