179207

Joke of the Day

"The number of Pina coladas I drank on vacation is this (my daughter doesn't want to cruise with me again) many."

Next Joke
 
"Please put away that scary photo, Tina. That's my X-ray. I'm not sure what's worse: the fact you dated a skeleton or that its name was Ray."
"Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result... It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up"
"What does Sifu stand for in Kung Fu Panda? Does it mean ""Sorry I Fucked Up""?"
"Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images? In a photo albumen. \_()_/ "
"Our family motto is ""Who took my phone charger?"""
"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"
"My DR sent me a text. I read; ""What blod type are you?"" I replied ""Typo""."
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
"Ugh I have to write an autobiography?? STORY OF MY LIFE."