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Joke of the Day

"What is black and white and is nearest to South America O-Rio"

"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"

"What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!"

"I found girl lying on railroad tracks. I untied her, took her into bushes and we had great sex. No head, though. I never found it."

"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence? udder destruction"

"BLONDE LUCK A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, ""Shut up! I'm winning."""

"*Goes into fabric store looking for girlfriend material*"

"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."

"What do mathematicians think about exponential functions? They're radical."