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Joke of the Day

"You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell ""ITS A TRAP"" and run in a random direction"

"What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name? Sweet pee."

"Sober Irishman"

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"

"What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife? She went to the battered women's shelter"

"Water into wine? I just turned my paycheck into vodka. Your move, Jesus."

"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

"What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed? At least you didn't get white maled."

"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."

"So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife!"