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Joke of the Day

"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. On a Porcupine the pricks are on the outside."

"So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said ""it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want""."

"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."

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"*storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS"

"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."

"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."

"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."