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Joke of the Day

"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."

"Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go right to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free."

"Usain Bolt's Girlfriend She pulled a fast one!"

"At first, I was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now I'm fully invested."

"was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction..."

"It's like grandma always said... Make sure you put everything in the medicine cabinet back where you found it or you won't be invited back."

" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."

"What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen Talking."

"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"

"Group therapy One psychologist asked another psychologist how his agoraphobia group therapy sessions are going. ""Not so good."" ""Why?"" ""No one ever shows up."""