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Joke of the Day
"What was the catchiest thing of 2014? Ebola"
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"I love Americans. You guys have the best serial killers."
"What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor? Reptiles."
"Just received an email listing 5 ways to prevent divorce. 'Don't get married' wasn't on there. Or 'murder.' Stupid list."
"Life is like a bowl of soup. You only get blown if you're hot."
"Alton towers changed its name! To leg - go land"
"Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says ""WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"""
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"