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Joke of the Day

"I smoke pot because I have a very serious problem. I have this medical condition where I don't realize how good poptarts taste. Source: Sarah Silverman"

"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."

"Remember the game where you would take turns yelling, ""Penis!"" in public? Life was so simple before 9/11."

"What has two legs and can't stand up? Half a cat"

"Wanna know the difference between a street performer and a hobo? The age"

"How do they fit so many islands into such a small bottle of dressing??!!"

"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."

"I had to put my dog down today. My arms were getting tired."

"I like NPR because you always know how much saliva is inside every announcer's mouth at all times."

"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""