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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops, wrong sub"
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"War is not the answer Unless, ""What is the opposite of peace?"" is the question."
"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey But I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."
"[meets a cute girl from Scotland] ""Ummm hi your people make fantastic tape"""
"I read in the news today that a man in Los Angeles was killed when he got caught up in a turf war. I wonder if he was mowed down?"
"Just heard on the news about the 1993 luggage murder. Apparently the police are reopening the case"
"Did you hear the one about the two homosexual homeless men? Fucking bums"
"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."
"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"