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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe i actually met a guy named Dick Putinson"
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"What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? Kurt and Rod."
"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"
"why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"So there's this guy that does nothing but masturbate and watch Netflix all day... Oh wait... That's me."
"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."
"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"
"I was wondering how the truck was getting so big... Then it hit me."
"I think this lady I'm stalking just found out. She changed her wifi name to: ""Hey you in the tree. I've called the cops."""
"Tryna get into bondage But I need someone to show me the ropes"