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Joke of the Day

"They take away old people's drivers licenses, but old people wreak much more death & destruction with their email forwards."

"Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!"

"If I had a dollar for every maths exam I failed I'd have about $6.50 right now"

"God is Love... ... But Satan does that thing you like with his tongue."

"You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast."

"The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool."

"Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick."

"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."

"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"

"Where did the cow go? It mooved."