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Joke of the Day

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."

"Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words."

"[Hot Wheels cars zooming through entire house] ""I SWEAR TO GOD KAREN IF YOU DISCONNECT ANY PART OF THIS TRACK I'M DIVORCING YOU"""

"I was sad when I learned Steve Irwin died... .. but at least he died the same way he lived: with animals in his heart."

"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."

"The main reason Santa is so jovial is cuz he knows where all the bad girls live."

"Australians don't have any problems with gender pronouns... Because we call everyone cunt."

"Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them."

"Some people say I hang out with the wrong crowd. They're always like ""Hey man we're over here you don't even know those people."""