2085
Joke of the Day
"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"
Next Joke
"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !"
"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""
"Just explained the Higgs Boson to my friend even tho I don't understand it. He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" and the mushroom says - ""Why not? I'm a fungi."
"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"
"How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'? There's no 'f' in way"
"How do you kill a vampire baby? Stake and shake"
"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"