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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a vampire baby? Stake and shake"
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"They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?"
"I got fired from my job at the restaurant for putting a load in the dishwasher... she was cute."
"The kids love this one! Why does Santa have such a Big Sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."
"A spider the size of a golf ball is in my kitchen so I guess this is my last tweet."
"What do you get when you cross a whore and a leprechaun. A little green fucker about two feet tall. (Best told orally so can hold hands two feet apart.)"
"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"
"I just ran a .003048K"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"