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Joke of the Day

"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"

"A woman who's PMSing and a terrorist... What is the difference between a woman who is PMSing and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip"""

"Toy idea: Remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside."

"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"

"My wife said I was average. I said she was mean."

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."

"How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb? ... Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?"