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Joke of the Day
"How do pigs gets to hospital? In a hambulance"
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"I love my cat to bits. That's why I planted a C4 in her bed!"
"Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p"
"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"
"Better names for porcupines: Needle Beaver Battlepig Hurty Squirrel Flail Monster Cactus Rat Capy-scare-uh Death otter Revenge Possum"
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"
"Did you hear the one about the gay man with a 30 inch scrotum? I would make a joke, but that's some low hanging fruit."
"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"
"If I can't stand on a counter top display at Home Depot and shit in the sink then we are truly living in a fascist society."