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Joke of the Day

"Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p"

"Sally Jokes Why did sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock? *who's there?* Not Sally."

"Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet... But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies Edit: Highest rated post! RIP inbox"

"No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character... The husband that's out of town."

"Nothing will get this Billy Joel song out of my head. At this point, I'm praying for a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

"if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity"

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"

"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"". The horse doesn't understand, s***s on the floor and walks out."

"Critics are raving about Mud. ""It's like dirt but wet"" says one. ""Oh god it's in my eyes"" says another"

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!"