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Joke of the Day
"Don't say ""fuck"" in Japan They don't like it when you drop the bomb."
Next Joke
"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"
"TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge."
"I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement."
"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
"Quasimodo is running down the street with a bunch of kids chasing him. ""Fuck off, i haven't got your ball!"""
"Grandma got run over by a Prius. Grandma is fine. The Prius is totaled. And there's glitter and Obama stickers everywhere. Merica."
"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"
"What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school? How should I know? I just fly the drones."
"Hey baby are you a basic bitch? Cause you're alkafine!"