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Joke of the Day

"what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there"

"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."

"White woman has a baby with a black guy.... And she becomes a single mom."

"It's okay to laugh at cancer, you'll probably get it."

"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"

"Vacationing in Switzerland ""So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"" ""I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."""

"The airport lost my luggage so I took it to court. I lost my case."

"Yo mama's so fat When she backed up her pictures to iCloud, the entire sky fell."

"With women it's not about how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at... LOL Who am I kidding, even the homeless women go after the homeless guys with the most stuff.."

"[breaking up with girlfriend via the jumbotron] ""Hey, check out the scoreboard while I grab a hot dog."""