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Joke of the Day
"Michael Rosen walks into a bar... And he just fell over and died."
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"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."
"Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets."
"face down ass up that's the way I like to contemplate the fragility of my existence"
"I put my grandma on speed dial. Instagram is a thing, right?"
"I have eight words to say to you...."
"Have you heard about the record-setting farmer...? He's outstanding in his field"
"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."
"Crossing guards get mad when you call them what they really are... Human Traffic-ers."
"What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo I'll see myself out."