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Joke of the Day
"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."
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"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, ""Hey, I found you on Twitter"" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart."
"My girl's got the Dubstep of Periods... I'm waiting forever for it to drop"
"If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel."
"I have the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo."
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."
"""Wow, that was a very good sandwich."" - Liam Neeson, at some point, probably"
"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."
"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"