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Joke of the Day

"I've feeding my kid Green Beans for St Patties Day so I can have green vomit on me without having to drink 26 green beers."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist. Sorry."

"I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs"

"Lazy assholes.. They just don't give a shit."

"I thought of a black joke. But it doesn't work."

"How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb? None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!"

"A man walks up to an attractive lady... A man walks up to an attractive lady and explains, ""They say that 160,000 people are having sex right now. Want to make that 160,002?"""

"I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole I didn't avocado"

"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."

"Three guys walked into a bar and stopped"