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Joke of the Day
"There was an old man from Peru... whose limericks all end on line two."
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"What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast? Stop ""Russian"""
"Take me down to Orion city... where the girls are green and the grass is pretty."
"I text-ed my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"What do you call a pun in a marathon? A running joke"
"If you want to know how many hours your mom was in labor with you, tell her you won't be able to come over & visit."
"What do you if there is a black out? Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut."
"I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards."
"Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up."
"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"