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Joke of the Day

"I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly."

"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."

"Who's the biggest joke on the football team? The PUNter"

"I give my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas just so I can imagine them hating me a little while they can't help eating it."

"What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snow- woman?? Snowballs..."

"Confucius Say: Joke is like sex. Not good if you don't get it"

"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."

"Paranoid? Nope. I'm just trying not to crash in case someone has replaced the airbag in my car with a boxing glove on a spring."

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""

"What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine."