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Joke of the Day

"In a lesbian relationship... Is their house just a huge kitchen?"

"Mom says to Dad: ""I've found a BDSM magazine under our son's bed. What are we supposed to do about it?"" Dad replies: ""I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."""

"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."

"What's a Christian's favourite chord progression? G,Esus."

"Think you know guilt? *takes long drag on cigarette* I'm the wildebeest who killed Mufasa. *exhales* I hear Simba's screams every night."

"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."

"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."

"What economic theory opposes manscaping? Laissez-fur!"

"""I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"" -Me, every time I drink"

"An Irishman walks past a bar... ..no, really. It can happen."