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Joke of the Day
"What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !"
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"What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit"
"Her: I just don't like you, no one does Me: What, why? is it my hair? Her: no Me: MY LOOKS!? Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god"
"What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job? He got suspended."
"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"
"A cashier was serving a pregnant lady And enthusiastically asked ""Wow! Your child is so large already! Is it a boy or a girl?"" ""Yes"""
"3 men go to a strawberry stand... they buy some strawberries. They get stomach aches from eating the strawberries. They put on their hats and go off to work with stomach aches"
"I hate when you forget to wear a belt and have to shoot heroin using the blood pressure machine at walgreens."
"Why do people put orange clothes on their kids at pumpkin patches? I almost picked a fat one up until it screamed."
"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."