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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when I say ""I'm ok"", I just want someone to tell me: ""I know you're not, here, have a million dollars."""

"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"

"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"

"They say ""dress for the job you want,"" but this space suit chafes and I'm not convinced that Arby's is truly committed to a space program."

"I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty"

"A hole has appeared in the ladies' changing rooms at the downtown sports club. Police are looking into it."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame that they'll never meet."

"What bird can lift the most? A crane"

"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."

"A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a drink. The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader."