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Joke of the Day

"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"

"Son:Mom! What's a GF? Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many."

"Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag!"

"I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom"

"[SPOILER] Ending of Civil War. Lincoln gets killed at the end."

"Nice try, people that invite me to things that aren't in my house"

"What do you call it when two high people get in an argument? A pot roast."

"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."

"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."

"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""