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Joke of the Day

"""No, there's no way!"" I totally could ""No you couldn't!"" *slams the rest of his beer* I can and I will -the first guy to ride an ostrich"

"What's a linguist's favorite beverage? IPA"

"""I < 3 You"" means I'm smaller than 3 of you."

"When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau..."

"Speculation was rife as to why Vladimir Putin has been missing for the last 10 days. Turns out he had the flu. That's what happens when you fight cold wars."

"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"

"Whenever I tell someone I'm Russian they tell me to slow down."

"What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)"

"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."

"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"