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Joke of the Day
"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."
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"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."
"Brain problem On the left side, there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left."
"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."
"Do you ever walk out of a bathroom and want to put a sign on the door that says ""I was just peeing It smelled that way when I went in there"""
"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !"
"How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death."
"with great power comes great electricity bills"
"I was arrested for killing a black man I'm a black man EDIT: I'm a half black man"
"I am a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'll probably die young of a horrible disease while great discoveries are made around me."