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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS? ... Are you positive?"
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"After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and finally endorses Hillary Clinton. The Clinton Foundation bought 10 million copies in advance."
"What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard? A neigh-maker"
"*at Thanksgiving dinner* Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole. Everyone: *gasp* Me: Just kidding you all are."
"Why do indegionous people dislike snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing. Edit: ( )"
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"
"How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs."
"It's amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don't like them!!!"