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Joke of the Day
"What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS? ... Are you positive?"
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"Wife: Put the dishes away I have other things to do. Me: ok *Me loading dishwasher with wife watching entire time to ensure I do it right*"
"The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."
"I took a Viagra the other day and it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck all day."
"Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra... [deteled]"
"Why does Bill Cosby carry around a nutcracker everywhere he goes? So he can bust a nut without having to rape anybody."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."
"Instead of saying ""I lost 35 pounds"", say, ""I lost half a super-model"""
"I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic. Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad."