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Joke of the Day

"the average man takes just over 6 minutes to cum during sex, do you know how long it takes a woman? Me either, I'm already sleeping by then."

"What's the difference between a boomerang and my father? the boomerang came back ='("

"When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished."

"I like my women like I like my downloads... ...unzipped and on my desktop."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis. Oldie but still good."

"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"

"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."

"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."

"I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home."

"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."